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My dad sure loves me! LOL

  • My dad is fixing my car outside and I wanted to spend time with him since I barely get that chance.
  • Me: HEY DAD! :) What's wrong with the car?
  • Dad: ITS THE BATTERY!! GAHH.
  • Me: o.O okay... I'm just gonna poop now.
  • Dad: *continues fixing car*
  • Me: =___= Gosh I just wanted to spend time with you. BOOO.
  • Haha, anyways I still love my papa.
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My mom is so 'affectionate'

  • In the car with my friends in the back
  • Me: Mommy!!
  • Her: What!
  • Me: I luvvv youuu!!! Give me a hug!!
  • Her: No! I'm driving!
  • Me: C'mon!! SHOW ME YOU LOVEE MEE!!! >:(
  • Her: Hmph, you just want something from me.
  • Me: </3 FINE THEN.... Can i have three dollars though? :3
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You're going senile father!

  • After school my dad finally picks me up and I get in the car.
  • Dad: Sit down.
  • Me: Whaa?
  • Dad: I said sit down!
  • Me: I AM!!! >__<
  • Dad: HAHA, sorry I mean 'seat belt'
  • Me: Wow, you're getting old dad.
  • Both of us: LOLOL
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@reiology

  • Talking to Rei about my drawing when suddenly...
  • Me: Hey, I don't know if its your dimple but you remind me of me when I was younger. *smiles*
  • Him: HAHAH clearly I'm the better looking one lol jk
  • Me: I said you looked like me when I was younger...and ugly. LOL jk
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Yay... :(

  • Talking on the phone with one of those friends that I know that no matter what happens, the two of us understand we should be together somehow/someway.
  • Me: So how are you and your boyfriend?
  • Friend: We're great! Just had our five months, got to spend time with him at Disneyland.
  • Me: Oh...wow. That sounds great...Uhm just out of curiosity how long would you say you see yourself with him?
  • Friend: A while.
  • Me: How long exactly is a while? (Please be only 6 months...)
  • Friend: at LEAST a year. Why?
  • Me: Oh nothing. </3 That's great to hear...
  • I know I should be happy for the two, but I can't help it that I felt jealous/depressed. Each time we tried to work things out, we both got busy and it was wrong timing. Ehh...
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Beauty is pain!

  • Walking to the kiosks/food court. My coworker is wearing her Jordan's.
  • Her: Gahh!! my feet hurt. =___=
  • Me: Then take it off. DUH.
  • Her: Oh wells, beauty is pain, hunnay!
  • Me: Then you shouldn't be feeling anything...
  • Her: BITCH. LOL
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You sly faka!

  • My friends post: 'Don't know what the hell to do on valentines day. Gonna be lonely :('
  • My reply: Hey why don't I be your boyfriend for the day? :) Lol jk
  • Friend: Well that day might just turn into forever ;D
  • Me: ...
  • Me: HAHA you sly fuck! So smooth with them words I see. :3
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Move bitch.

  • Bell rings for the next period, Angelica and I are walking towards the staircase when two girls decide to stop right infront of the stairwell making everyone stop in their place.
  • AJ: Wow, what a great place to stop walking!
  • Me: Excuse me. But you gotta move out of MY way.
  • The students look embarrassed and quickly move out of the way.
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How my friend and I communicate

  • Texting her...
  • Me: Hey you better love me! I bought you nice ass stickers!
  • Her: Oh hail yeah! Thanks, bitch.
  • Me: Rude. Lol
  • Her: And? I got you in to AOHT next year :D
  • Me: This bitch.... LOLOL
  • Her: You're welcome bitch.
  • Me: Whatevers...hoe.
  • Her: Sluuut.
  • Me: Douche.
  • Her: Bish.
  • Me: Slore!
  • Her: WTF?!
  • Me: Slut + Whore = Slore = You
  • Her: Dis muthaeffa!
  • Me: See good job, you really are good at math. ;D lol
  • Her: Asdfjn;fak;jn I will slap the black out of you tomorrow >:(
  • Me: I wish I could slap the samoan out of you, but thats like me trying to get you to be pretty. Impossible. BURN!
  • Her: Bitch. Don't make me go all Ape shit on your ass!
  • Me: At least if you act like an ape, you're one evolution closer to human. :D
  • Her: You are an evil slut.
  • Me: I love you <3 hahaha
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